Spring Break Travelogue

Day 1: Clean Monday

Trainward

Well, I was happy to find the metro and trains running on a holiday. It was supremely easy to get to the station and buy a ticket to Kalambaka. For almost six hours I watched the scenery go by and ate figs — I was worried for a bit because it took longer than expected. Apparently I got the cheaper but slower train.

No matter, I arrived just before siesta and found a pleasant and sunny town curving aound the giant majestic pillars of rock. Somehow they arranged it so all the buildings look alike: white plaster walls with burnt-orange terra-cotta roof tiles. This is popular everywhere in Greece, but the effect of the uniformity was striking when I looked down from the cliffs and saw the small sea of red and white.

Beautiful Kalambaka

I decided to find the Koka Roka, a family-run inn and taverna in the corner of Kalambaka. Thank you, Lonely Planet. It was right next to the entrance to the trail to the Holy Trinity monastery, so the lady who runs the place suggested I do that today and the other tomorrow. Thus began my afternoon adventure.

First off, I was exactly one minute too late. It was a bit of a hike, as you might expect, but all through lovely woods on a cobbled path. Oh well, I say to myself, the day is young. I’ll just walk along the road until I get to the other monasteries, if only to see what time they open tomorrow.

But the road was dangerous without shoulders and with plenty of curves (a description befitting an ill-porportioned woman). The first chance I got, I cut over to a little trail that went along the valley. Goat trails, however, are not hiking trails. More than once I had to cut through spiky shrubbery.

Lavender Lilac and Purple

This was still much better than the second so-called trail I took, which was not a trail all, but rather a dried stream bed. Water can go places even goats can’t go, but I was seduced by the easier sections promised ahead and proceeded boulder and bushwhack my way through patches of wildflowers, great wards of rock, and stunted acacia. Finally I hit an actual stream and could go no further.

By this time I had finished my water and realized it was the only full bottle I had drunk all day. I also hadn’t used the bathroom since the train ride. Sweaty and slightly dehydrated, but thankfully not hungry or unhappy, I turned around and maneuvered back up to the road.

The Curves of the Rock

It was a long but not completely unpleasant walk back to the Koka Roka. The low-hanging sun sent beams of light through the clouds as if heaven itself were touching the precarious monasteries. The giant natural towers, smooth as sandstone, framed the town below me and cupped the alpine meadows and medieval forest between them.

I think I must treat my body well enough that it can suffer a bit without complaint, though I drank about 16 oz within minutes of my triumphant return. There are few people about, but then again, it was only 5:30 when I got back. It hardly seems possibly that my adventure took only three hours, especially when I walked across Athens for four on Friday without blinking an eye. Perhaps I underestimated the power of goat trails… clearly they have time-bending abilities.

Day 2

Wind Your Way to the Top

After reading all the wonderful reviews written in the guest books, I decided it was high time to introduce myself to the owners of the Koka Roka. The woman who started it is named Katarina. She lived in Australia for several years before returning to Meteroa and building a house, and then a taverna. Apparently two decades ago people just slept outside, and even today I passed a couple campers on my (second) hike up the cliffs. So due to interest in warm squishy beds, she added a couple big rooms — the smallest of which, mine, still has two beds in it. Now Katarina runs the place with her son Arthur (or Psyche as she calls him, a man who speaks broken English with an Australian accent) and normally his wife (but she just gave birth to a son). I think her husband also helps, because I ran into him on the upper roads collected firewood in the Koka Roka van.

Arthur is very opinionated. I discovered this during lunch when a British yuppie wandered in to ask for directions. Arthur is not in the habit of giving free information to people who aren’t customers and don’t even say hello. Then somehow it slipped that I was a vegetarian — perhaps a natural subject to come up after eating Katarina’s Lenten feast of rice and cabbage, a surprisingly scrumptious dish. Man, did he think I was a fool. Humans eat meat! It’s who we are! Look at cats, even cats eat meat! Your teeth will rot, your hair will fall out! You body will be deficient in iron and vital nutrients (he refers me to Wikipedia), and your future children will suffer for it! Eat meat, if only once a week — wait to become a vegetarian after menopause, he said while gesturing to his imaginary uterus. I promised to think about it.

(By the way, he is right about vegetarians needing to be careful to adjust their diets to a meat-free existence, but I already love nuts and lentils. And molasses will surely solve all my iron and calcium needs.)

Monastic Window

But rewind to before lunch, when I spent four morning hours hiking (this time only by dusty road and official path) to monasteries on high. The first one, Moni Agias Triados, was the set of For Your Eyes Only, continuing my James Bond pilgrimage. Yet it was also the quietest and least touristy, small, without even a gift shop. Instead it boasted a lovely garden out back, and the man I bought my ticket from gave me a delicious honey-walnut pastry covered in coconut.

The other two monasteries were more crowded and less friendly, though they boasted magnificent architecture and had picturesque scenery. Moni Agias Varvaras and Moni Varlaam were their names, though the latter I accidently walked into without paying and then walked out again without seeing the church — a large noisy tourist group was in the way.

My scarf came in handy today. Not only did it convert to a shawl, a convenient extra layer, but it served as a wraparound skirt modest enough for a monastery. I don’t know why, but they’re not much into pants for women. Even if the female traveller forgets to bring a skirt, they have some on hand.

The Koka Roka

In the afternoon I walked around Kalambaka Yes, I had not yet done enough walking for one day! The thin cloud layer kept it warm and bright, without the sun getting oppressive. At some point while wandering the sleepy alleys I came across a pair of cats trying — and failing — to copulate. I stood staring, rather amused by the comedy of errors, while several of their companions watched back. Suddenly I realized an old man was also watching me, and I self-consciously moved on, leaving the sexually-frustrated couple to sort things out.

Now I retire for siesta. Tonight, Greek Salad — tomorrow, I dine in Corfu!

Day 3

Overboard

That’s it, I can’t travel alone. It’s all well and good when things go smoothy, but when the going gets tough, the stressed out Sarah-bean becomes completely miserable. Not that today was horrible: my buses were not only on time, but actually arrived at their destinations early. The scenery was beautiful and diverse: snowy mountain passes, roadside bee-boxes overlooking olive-lined valleys, the blue lake next to Ioannina, and the turquoise Ionian sea.

But Lonely Planet failed me in quaint old Corfu Town. The map got me lost rather than found, and their suggest hotels were shut down — everyone was renovating before the high season. The tourist info place said hotels could not be had for less than 70 euro a night, and even those were scarce on the ground. It took half of Corfu Town to help me through the winding streets to waterfront Hotel Astron, from the first man who noticed me wandering aimlessly and nearly in tears, to the group of kafenio guys who I had to ask twice.

Corfu Town

Hotel Astron, however, is also under construction. I bargained down to 35 euro per night, but with drilling going on in the wall next to my room at 8:00 in the evening, I think it’s still too much money. So it goes. At least I have a room, and it’s big and clean and in a prime location for walking along the water. Which I did.

Everyone seems so friendly here. Even the gyros guy was more inviting than the one back in Pangrati. Still, I managed to get sauce on my pants, and when Thomas tried to call later on, I was stuck with two wet pairs (I was overzealous with my laundry) and couldn’t go outside to get any mobile service. Great, just when I needed someone to talk to, too. I was left completely alone and upset, with only the obnoxious drilling to keep me company.

Day 4

Corfu Harbor

I had pie for breakfast, and would have had ice cream for lunch if it was in season. Not only is it not the season for ice cream or hotels, but most of the sights in the guidebook are closed for winter. So I set out to find my way out of Corfu Town to see the countryside!

About the most wilderness I made it to was a squat toilet at a gas station and the peaceful British Cemetery. The roads led me around the outskirts and by the sea, which was just as well, as I got a portrait of a charming town that felt like a cross between Key West and somewhere in New Zealand. It’s not quite a city, as evidenced by the fact that everyone knew each other and greeted one another on the street. I myself managed to run into several of the men who helped me out yesterday, exchanging greetings like old neighbors.

I walked around, then walked around some more. I burned my nose, watched pidgeons, found an organic food store — which I visited three times — read my guidebook, and when I was bored, I began walking yet again. At times I wanted to avoid people, but at other times I was starved for human company. At some point I spent too long trying on shirts in a souvenir shop run by an overly-friendly old woman. She gave me free postcards, even though I didn’t find anything I liked, and I walked away feeling a little guilty for not buying anything.

Old Building in Corfu

I tried taking a nap during siesta, but barely slept half an hour before setting off again to eat dinner. Then I joined the town for an evening volta. This primarily involves, perhaps predictably, walking. Next time I travel I’ve got to brink a book, because at this point my feet are getting sore!

Yia’sou, Corfu. I hope to return someday.

Day 5

I have returned to Athens, which feels something like home. On the bus back, I met an older man named Robert, who picked me out as English-speaking. It turns out he’s from Washington, but traveling the world for five months. We talked for hours, and when we finally reached Athens, I helped him navigate to his hostel, and then we went to a local taverna to continue the conversation. By the time we finished eating, we had managed to make it through the tough subjects of politics and religion without killing each other, which I think marks us both as reasonable people whatever our opinions. We exchanged email addresses, so perhaps we will meet up again before he flies to Egypt.

Powdered Sugar Puppies

Phew, what an exhausting day! Full of puppies, lemon chocolate, and engaging discussion, I was saved from a day lost to travel.

3 Responses to “Spring Break Travelogue”

  1. Victoria Says:

    Hi Sarah,

    I too am travelling to Meteora alone next week, and am wondering if Koka Roka is worth it? I’ve been reading soo many mixed reviews, however yours seems to be the most recent. Any tips?

    Thanks :-)

  2. Sarah Says:

    Victoria–

    Koka Roka may be worth it, if you don’t mind sharing a room (which may happen since there are no singles). It’s cheap and friendly, as my experience went, though not as over-the-top fabulous as their guest books would have you believe. Give it a try! Just talk to the owners over a meal, and you won’t be so alone.

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